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In case you didn’t know…
Jersey Shore season 5 starts tomorrow! 
I just found out like, two seconds ago, and I’m so excited!!! 
YAYAYAYAY!
xoxo, heather

hey fatty. your comforter had mustard on it so i am going to wash it

- my boyfriend said that to me today. LOL

It was from Jersey Shore Ron Ron juice night… Turns out, the juice was pretty strong and I got a little intoxicated. After everyone left, I warmed up a corn dog, dipped it in mustard, then hopped in bed. I love eating in my bed!!! And after I was finished with the corn dog, my kitteh ate the crusty part off the stick. :)

I was a hot mess; Snooki would have been proud.

JERSEY SHORE TONIGHT

I’m so stoked! I’ve been looking forward to the season three premiere for so long; so long that I sent out an evite to my friends to come over for a watching party!! At around 7:30 tonight, everyone will come to my house in their trashiest, JWOWW approved, skankbox outfit. Then we’ll begin making Ron Ron Juice and eating pickles. I can’t wait for this trainwreck of a show to begin! :D :D :D